Why God was never granted Tenure

Why God was never granted Tenure

He had only one major publication.

It was in Hebrew.

It had no references.

It's wasn't published in a refereed journal.

Some even doubt he wrote it himself.

It may be true that he created the world,
but what has he done since then?

The scientific community has had a hard time
replicating his results.

He never applied to the ethics board for permission
to use human subjects.

When one experiment went awry,
he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.

When subject's didn't behave as they were expected,
he deleted them from the sample.

He rarely came to class,
he just told the student's to read the Book.

Some say he had his son teach the class.

He expelled his first two students for learning.

Although there were only 10 requirements,
most students failed his tests.

-- Anonymous

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